Giggling at my husband reading things in silly voices, and a Robot Chicken Star Wars discussion in the Target parking lot, brought about the opinion that Emperor Palpatine as a checkout guy at Target would be goddamn hysterical.

Why? Because this, that’s why:

“Take your pen. Sign your name with it. Then your journey towards your transaction will be complete.”

This is likely only funny to myself, but I’m okay with that.