Here’s my best effort, just for fun. It doesn’t fit on Twitter, or I’d just post it there.
This Mythbuster suddenly died
When a pumpkin into his head flied.
Instead of a wake
His body was baked
Because his poor head had been pied.
Edited to add: Silly me, not yet used to Twitter. You split it up into multiple tweets, of course! And I even did that part wrong. Sigh. Don’t judge the newbie! Oh well. I’m leaving it here because I think it’s pretty good.